who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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