She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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