Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
my poor anus
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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