Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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