i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Randomize
