Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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