So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
It's blow job season.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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