make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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