If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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