tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I just blew my weed a kiss
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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