The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
