I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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