Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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