It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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