I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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