every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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