hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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