I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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