Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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