return my video game
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
