shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
My ass is underappreciated
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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