In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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