I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
