your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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