Heybabeimwearingurpanties
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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