And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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