dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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