Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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