That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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