I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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