we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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