Having a random hookup so left but love u
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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