ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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