my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
