You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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