the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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