Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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