At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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