he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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