So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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