well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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