you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Randomize
