im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
