Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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