This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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