Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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