Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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