Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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