You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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