Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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